Uh, never mind

Apparently early reports of the mob beating of a man in east Austin were not entirely accurate.

At a news conference this afternoon, City Manager Toby Futrell said that she had heard media reports all day today that were inaccurate, including some that said hundreds of people did nothing to assist in the attack, and that it was carried out by as many as 20 people.

Police believe about three to four men may have participated in the beating.

She blamed the city for releasing information Wednesday morning that she said fueled belief that the beating was tied to the Juneteenth celebration.

Mayor Will Wynn said he’s heard from people all over the world “about something that did not occur Tuesday night.”

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Mob justice in Austin? I don’t get it.

Something like this shouldn’t happen anywhere, but especially not in my city! This is just scary:

A group of men fatally beat a passenger in a car that police said accidentally struck a child outside an East Austin apartment complex, police said today.

As many as 3,000 people were in the area following a Juneteenth celebration at the time, officials said. Austin police Cmdr. Harold Piatt estimated that dozens were in the parking lot of the Booker T. Washington apartment complex at the time and that preliminary information shows no witnesses apparently tried to prevent or stop the attack.

“At this point, we aren’t aware that any person did anything to stop the assault or prevent the injuries,” he said.

Piatt said investigators are still trying to question people who might have seen the attack.

Police said officers responded to a “person down” call at 9:30 p.m. and that when they arrived, they found David Rivas Morales, 40, with trauma to his body. He was taken to Brackenridge Hospital and pronounced dead.

Investigators said the assault apparently occurred after the driver of the car struck a child in a parking lot at 900 Thompson St. The child, a 4-year-old girl, was treated for injuries that were not life-threatening.

Witnesses told investigators that a group of men assaulted Morales when he stepped out of the car to try to stop the crowd from assaulting the driver, who had gotten out of the car. Piatt said it was unclear if the driver was aware he’d struck the child.

The driver, whose name has not been released, was able to leave the area in the car. Police later found him and the car.

“This is an anomaly for Austin, Piatt said. “When you have someone just beaten to death in a parking lot.”

I guess not all the information and evidence is in yet–when I first read the headline, I just assumed an angry mob had killed a drunk driver who carelessly ran down a child. Apparently, the child was not badly injured, and the man beaten to death wasn’t the driver, so this is not a stereotypical vigilante or mob rule sort of thing. The driver seems like a jackass, as I don’t understand how you can hit a child with your car–even glancingly–anbd not notice. I really don’t get the motivation to beat his passenger to death.

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How does it feel?

Proving once again that my city can kick your city’s ass, the lineup for the Austin City Limits 2007 Festival has been announced, headlined by the coolest human being to have ever lived, Bob Dylan.

I haven’t gone to the festival for the past couple of years. My experience in 2004 led me to conclude that I could have about as much fun if I spent the day inside an oven with an iPod and a large bag of cat dander (I’m allergic). Sweat and sneezing do not go well together.

However, with Bob at the helm, this year is going to kick ass. Suck on it, rest of America!

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A final note to SXSW hipsters

After spending the last few days dodging lanyard-clad pedestrians in my car as I slogged through newfound downtown traffic, a few questions occurred to me.

1. Is musical talent somehow incompatible with the use of soap and/or deoderant?

2. Do you honestly think the green hair looks good, or is this just your way of pointing out the essential shallowness of our materialistic culture in the most attention-grabbing way possible?

3. Seriously, what’s up with the B.O.?

4. Thank you for staying out of my neighborhood. You can have downtown for a few days, I suppose, but leave my neighborhood alone.

5. Thanks again for leaving. Smell ya later (seriously).

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Thank you, South By Southwest conference attendees

There are few things in this world I love more than the fair city of Austin, my home for the better part of the last eight years. This time of year, though, a feeling always comes over me…a feeling that maybe the price of hipness is too high. I’d like to take this opportunity to thank the many SXSW conference attendees who have descended on my town this week.

Thank you for allegedly bringing $38 million to the local economy.

Thank you for helping to put Austin on the map of important venues for the entertainment industry.

Thank you for demonstrating how crippling body odor and hair colors that do not occur anywhere in nature can actually be a mark of overbearing hipness.

Thank you for reminding me, several times each day, that the conference badge you are wearing really does mean that those “walk/don’t walk” lights all over downtown do not apply to you.

Thank you for affording me the opportunity to reflect on my home state by frequently beginning questions with “Why is it that in Texas…”

Thank you for comparing everything to how it is back in LA or New York, so I’ll know what we need to do to be more like you.

Thank you for helping to create such a paradoxical love/hate relationship with the whole SXSW shindig.

And finally, thank you for leaving at the end of the week.

It’s been real. See you next year. Remember, some of us may be armed.

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Intel Building demolition – WHEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

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The Intel Building at 5th & San Antonio, long the blight of the Austin downtown skline, finally went away Sunday morning, sort of. The demolition wasn’t quite as complete as we onlookers had expected, although it apparently went exactly as planned, and it drew some disquieting comparisons to 9/11 from some in attendance. Of course, everyone there had their cameras at the ready. Here’s my footage, complete with excessive commentary:

Of course, it wouldn’t be a public event in Austin without 9/11 conspiracy nuts. Somebody (I didn’t get a picture) was waving a sign with something about Googling WTC7 on it. Sigh.

Cross-posted at The Albatross.

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The Great Austin Ice Storm of 2007

The weather outside is frightful…

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And I don’t have a fireplace…

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So since there’s no place to go…

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I will write about it so I don’t lose my freaking mind.

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Seriously, how does this happen? This is Austin, Texas…we’re about on the same latitude as the place in Tunisia where they filmed Star Wars! I have never missed summer so much before.

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