Dennis Kucinich introduced articles of impeachment against Dick Cheney in the House yesterday. There are three articles, all relating to misleading the American public and government about WMD’s in Iraq, an Iraq-Al Qaeda connection, etc. It is extremely important for all Americans to note, however, that Cheney has never lied about getting a blowjob. He’s probably never gotten one, period.

I still say we need more sex in the White House (the kind that’s possibly illegal in some states) to fix many of the problems we have right now. Where’s that porn star who ran for governor? (NSFW!)