The Teletubbies have always been creepy, bordering on terrifying. It turns out their vibrant colors, which I always thought were doing their best to chip away at my sanity, were actually sparing us from even further horror:

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(h/t Christie)

After someone observed that they look like they’re in a Joy Division video in this picture, someone else went and actually made a Joy Division video (h/t Sallie):

Personally, they remind me of the interdimensional dwarf slaves from the original Phantasm:

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Then again, the Teletubbies already reminded me of demons from an alternate dimension of pure chaos.

See also: Telebubbies (NSFW language)