Time for a shout-out to a supremely awesome person, followed by a shout-out to a funny internet comment. First of all, Ben Schwartz of San Francisco may be one of the best people on Earth, and we can only wish that it hadn’t taken a near-fatal attack for the world to realize this (h/t Lynn). This could prove to be a superhero origin story, either for him or his cat.
That’s what Kinja user DarthPumpkin seems to think, anyway.
Others went further, even noting the similarities to Dex-Starr’s origins:
Please don’t make this cat angry.