Just a friendly reminder that federal law proscribes certain uses of the American flag*, but has no means for enforcing those restrictions (nor are they particularly constitutional.)

Joining us in a bit of holiday subversion is model Jessiqa Pace (photo via brytips.wordpress.com).

Also, remember: no flag, no country:

Those are the rules that I just made up.

Happy Fourth of July!

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* And yes, I realize the bikini, as pictured, is not actually made out of a flag.