Sometimes I get awesome junk mail:
I had no idea I needed a yacht until I found out you can rent them! I still don’t know why I need a yacht, mind you—I just know that I do.
Maybe if we skip buying dog food for a while……I’m sure the dogs won’t mind, because they’ll be on a yacht!!!
On a wholly unrelated note, there was a bit of dissent regarding my use of a hula-hooping GIF in a post yesterday. In response to my friend’s eminently reasonable complaint, I now present the same hula-hooping GIF……plus 35 more:
