– Worth every penny: How much would you pay to keep Ted Nugent from performing in your town? If you’re Longview, Texas, that amount is $16,000. Someone had the bright idea of agreeing to pay him $32,000 to play a Fourth of July event, and then the town realized what a horrible waste of space he is. I guess the $16K is a settlement to avoid a breach of contract suit. Still totally worth it.

– I’m pretty sure this is not a joke: Secretary of State John Kerry is apparently sending a group of scientists to Uganda to try to explain gay people to Ugandan President Yoweri Museveni.

– Everyone has an Achilles heel: An MMA fighter tapped out if a fight recently, and vomited, because his opponent allegedly farted in his face. Now we know how far is too far in MMA.

– There are no mistakes: First we had the Vagina Building in Chicago. Now we have the Vagina Stadium in Al-Wakrah, Qatar. I mostly bring it up so that I have an excuse to post this meme again:

Thank you, Bob Ross.