– An “irate grandpa” busted a guy who was taking upskirt pictures of women on an airplane preparing to depart from Nashville International Airport. Did I mention that the creeper was a U.S. Air Marshal? Because he was. Was.

– Also in Tennessee, a police officer lost his job for shooting at a squirrel in a Dollar General store. When bullets failed to stop the squirrel’s bargain reign of terror, the officer tried pepper spray. He finally bested the squirrel with one of humankind’s oldest evolutionary and technological advantages over most rodents—he stepped on it. (I say most rodents, because stepping on a capybara would just make it annoyed.)

– A museum in Iceland houses the only known pair of necropants in existence in the world. Beyond that, I’d rather not talk about it.

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