– Police arrested a couple for having sex in a shed at a Home Depot in North Charleston, South Carolina. At 8:30 in the morning. At least they closed the shed door first.
Via thedorseyshawexperience.tumblr.com
– A married couple in the UK had their marriage annulled after learning (and I am not making this up) that they are actually twins separated at birth:
According to a peer addressing the House of Lords, the case highlights the importance of ensuring all adopted children have access to the details of their biological parents.
And their siblings, I would add.
– A restaurant in Oklahoma City may be the site of the return of a Lovecraftian deity:
The restaurant discovered a three-foot tall, concrete block on their front lawn last Friday. The roughly cut block bears a bronze plaque with the inscription “In the Year of Our Lord 2012 Creer Pipi claimed this land for Azathoth.”
I’m not all that up on my Lovecraft, but Azathoth sounds unpleasant.
– We’ve all heard about how your rectum can be a good hiding place in critical moments. Well, we’ve heard that in movies, but I’ve always maintained a healthy skepticism about the practice (along with never having quite such a critical need to hide anything.) A Tennessee woman learned the hard way that rectum-hiding has certain medical risks, which, in her case, require hospitalization.
