– Let’s start off with a happy one. A cat that went missing during the Bastrop wildfires in 2011 showed up back at her house two years later, with her own adopted kitten in tow.

– While this happened at least two years ago, I came across the headline this week: “Olga Moskalyova Killed By Bear as Her Mother Listens in Agony on Phone.” Do I actually need to say anything else?

– A man in England interrupted the preparations for a wedding by showing up at the church sans testicles, having just removed them himself. The article notes that the man was rushed to the hospital, the bride arrived at the church thirty minutes later and none the wiser, and the show went on as planned. This leads me to wonder exactly when the bride learned of the unconventional wedding crashed.

– Another headline that pretty much stands on its own: “Auto-Brewery Syndrome: Apparently, You Can Make Beer In Your Gut.”

– The parent company of Penthouse magazine, FriendFinder Networks, Inc., filed for bankruptcy last week. The company also owns various “dating” sites like the eponymous FriendFinder.com and its offshoots. It’s tough times in the adult entertainment biz, indeed.

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