Sorry this one was a little late. I’ll be brief.

This is apparently a picture of the wedding dress in question from the manufacturer.

– A blushing bride was getting ready for her wedding when, one hour before go time, the pastor informed her that he would not perform the ceremony. His reason? Her dress was too sexy. “According to the bride’s mother, the pastor jokingly asked ‘where is the other half of the dress?'”

– Iowa is issuing gun permits to people who are “legally or completely blind.” I came up with several puns to express my feelings about this when I first saw the story, but after a few days passed, they don’t seem funny anymore, so I’ll just leave this as is.

– Americans who adopted kids from overseas, but then came to regret that decision, have developed a secondary market for said children that operates entirely outside of the legal adoption system. You might be tempted to think that this is a terrible idea. At least based on Reuters’ reporting, it’s actually worse than that.