Get it? The kids are alright? Oh never mind. Here are some goats.

This kid should not have messed with this other kid:

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This kid has crazy tail!!!

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Go home, kid. You’re drunk:

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Kids these days:

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Yes, technically, that is an adult goat, but shut up.

Finally, here is a goat riding a tortoise, thus bringing balance to the universe.

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