At least according to this “personality quiz” from NonCuratLex.com:

I give props to whomever wrote this for not making it too obvious where the various answers will lead, and making it clever when it is obvious (“Philo Farnsworth’s original patents” was pretty inspired.) I cannot claim that my answer is entirely valid, though, because I came upon the question regarding Major League Baseball preferences. There are few issues about which I care less than Major League Baseball. The World Series of Poker comes to mind, along with anything involving Real Housewives. Anyway, I chose the Yankees, because I at least know that two guys with the same names as me have played for them. (That wasn’t the reason at the time, but it’s an excellent post hoc rationalization.)

Also, I really would “perform a silent jig of unadulterated joy” if asked to be on Sesame Street, although I doubt it would be all that silent.

Seriously, please put me in a sketch with Barkley. I have theater experience, and I’m good with dogs (even supernaturally large ones).

Back to the issue at hand, I can totally live with a personality matching Justice Sotomayor’s. At least I’m not Scalia.

Photo credits: Kyle at NonCuratLex; pvsbond (TBS Analyst David Wells) [CC-BY-SA-2.0], via Wikimedia Commons.