!['Is That a Cock or Your Legs?' by Bas Kosters [Fair use], via Bas Kosters Studio](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44flsdB6b1r0c2vro1_250.png "'Is That a Cock or Your Legs?' by Bas Kosters [Fair use], via Bas Kosters Studio")
Click to embiggen. I dare you.
Dutch designer Bas Kosters has these for sale on his website for the low-low price of €119, under the heading “Is That a Cock or Your Legs?”
According to Fashionista, that currently comes out to roughly $150.
My birthday is coming up in a few months. Now you know what not to get me.
Seriously, I will end you.
(h/t Bob for the story, and Dr. Seuss for the literary reference.)
