After years of hard-fought, oft-thankless struggle, a tattooed she-devil may finally have a shot at the United States Senate.
Okay, that’s a gross exaggeration, actually. It would appear that Caroline Kennedy has a tiny, partially-removed butterfly tat on her left arm that, now that she’s pondering a Senate run, is making a few waves here and there.
Could this be the defining moment for body art on the body politic? Perhaps. It’s much more likely that the Mainstream Media just didn’t have very much to do today. Still, I have been pondering for some time where all of this is leading–those of you who don’t live in Austin in the summer months may not be used to the sight of more tribal patterns than a New Guinea jungle (was that racist? Maybe a little–I was just going for a “tribal” analogy. Apologies to all Melanesians who might take offense.) Will the bulk of my generation of Austinites eventually come to regret their dragonscale sleeve tats? For my part, I think the HR directors of the future will have little to no cause to bemoan others’ ink, as they will no doubt be (at least partially) concealing old tramp stamps from their wild college days.
I leave it to history to decide.
And anyway, Ms. Kennedy has a tiny butterfly, big whoop.